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Sign Post

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Toilet

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Violin

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Aunty Wave

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Decision Tables

I.e Dogs usually walk

fish usually swim

birds like emus usually walk

birds like ducks usually swim

birds like seagulls usually fly

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6

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| is it a Dog? |Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|Y|N|N|N|N|N|N|N|N|

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| Is it a fish |Y|Y|Y|Y|N|N|N|N|Y|Y|Y|Y|N|N|N|N|

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| Is it like an Emu|Y|Y|N|N|Y|Y|N|N|Y|Y|N|N|Y|Y|N|N|

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| Is it Like a Duck|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|Y|N|

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| IT WALKS |*|*|*|*|*|*|*|*| | | | |*|*| | |

| IT SWIMS | | | | | | | | |*|*|*|*| | |*| |

| IT FLYS | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |*|

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1-8 9-12 /14 15 16

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| is it a Dog? | Y | N | N | N | N |

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| Is it a fish | - | Y | N | N | N |

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| Is it like an Emu| - | - | Y | N | N |

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| Is it Like a Duck| - | - | - | Y | N |

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| IT WALKS | * | | * | | |

| IT SWIMS | | * | | * | |

| IT FLYS | | | | | * |

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Fall

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Envelope

And I got another letter from Nick

_____________________________ before You Know it I'll Have the Whole

Notice how |\ | Alphabet Including Delta ,gamma etc. The Stamp

| \ | I Couldn't 'Draw' this the other way up

isn't on | \ | It's just as well since it will be

The Wrong | \ | easier to post this way. Especially if

Side? | \ | it has to go air mail. The Aerodynamics

| \ | are better this way or even better

Clever | \ | still like this

Isn't | \ |

it? | \ |

| \ |

Well I | \ |

Can't | \ |

Really | / |

Say until | / | |

It has | / | |

taken the | / | |

I.Q. test | / | |

i.e | / | |

Is this the | / | |

Letter I, | / | |

Is this the | / | But that's only a short

Letter Q? | / | letter what's its trajectory

| / | Mr. Spock?

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Disguise

| | | | Just a quick Disguise.....

Kn \ / \ / A pair of glasses

0 s 0 0 and a funny nose.

W | |

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Fridge

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvery strange fridge from nowhere vvvvvvvvv

| |

| Hi I am just experimenting with the mailing facility and since you|

| are not too busy would you like to read this : |

| |

| * * * * * * * |

| *** * * * * * ** = you'll never guess what hat started out as!|

| * * * * * * * |

| |

| MAN'S NEW RACE....... |

| |

| In the beginning .. nobody knew that it WAS the beginning because |

| nobody had seen the middle or knew about the end. In actual fact |

| it could still be the beginning and we wouldn't know. Following |

| this logic it could also be the end. [Musical break... |

| |

| And now the end is near ... |

| ] |

| But the end of WHAT????? |

| The end of the human race maybe...But who is running in the race |

| and maybe more importantly who is winning?? [Deep break.... |

| |

| It's not the winning or losing but the taking part |

| ] |

| What has that great referee in the sky planned for us, or will |

| another totally different race start once ours has finished..as |

| surely as the sack race following the egg and spoon race!!!!!! |

| |

| Will we be competing or will it be other beings altogether...maybe

| it will be a three legged race excluding most of us altogether |

| [literary break. |

| |

| Four legs good....Two legs bad |

| ] |

| Are we relaying our way into the next world by our good deeds or |

| does every trip over a hurdle take us further and further away????|

| |

| Why are all the other events empty.. the high jump bare like the |

| overheated red planet so near to the sun. who is playing discus |

| with the rings of Saturn and who blew the starting gun with a big |

| bang.....[Silly Break |

| FREE A NIPPER |

| ] |

| |

| Is the milky bar kid really looking out for us???? Why can't we |

| see him at night? How do you get the figs into the fig rolls. Who|

| was that masked man? Does a real smartie go purple when it plays |

| the blues? What's for tea tonight? Why is nobody ever there unless|

| you want to be alone? Why is it only the good outfits that attract|

| coffee and spaghetti to them???? |

| |

| For many years men {and women} have been asking themselves these |

| questions. As a result most of them have been put into parliament |

| or lunatic asylums |

| for talking to themselves!!!!! |

| |

| Commercial break |

| |

| Not much in these adds these days is there? |

| |

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DOMINO

___________ DOMINO EFFECT WISE : It says if I can Knock 1

/__________/| domino And if all the dominoes are within

| | | reach of each other, Then I can knock all the

| O O | | dominoes after the one I knocked.

| O | | Or else you could just have a friendly

| O O | | game between friends, And THEN knock the

| | : Dominoes all over the table when you

===========:| lose. It's more fun that way.

| | |

| O O | |

| | |

| O O | |

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Guinness

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$ $

$ $ 3. EXTREMELY VALUABLE 2 days in the north strand in 1943, cleaning

$ $ up the rubble from the bombings It is important to be these

$ $ days.Clothes will do. These exquisite items will be demonstrated by

$ $ an ex-service red cross man.The END. Who mad the Man Cross?

$ $ Was it the Chicken?

$ $ /o _

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$ $ A

$ $ ./ L

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Coffee Jar

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on the line

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Train

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Elephant

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Toast

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Light Bulb

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Picture

Now find the Thousand words!

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Falling Money

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Shamrock

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Hamburger

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Hairstyle

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Donut

@@@@@@@@ | While I might enjoy a

@@@ @@@ | jam or cream doughnut

@@@ @@@ | I find it much easier

@@@ @@@ | to draw this kind

@@@ @@@ | with my limited

@@@ @@@ | character set !!!!!

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100 Green Bottles

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Lightning

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Bed

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Nails

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Car

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Clock

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And that was before I heard of Jaws.

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Shoes

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Milk

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Tree

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Mugs

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